NO DRAMA PLEASE
Really. I don't need it, and I don't want it. The ex is ridiculous. She called me tonight, upset about last night. Let me explain the situation a bit first.
She and I broke up about a month ago, over the fact that she had a problem in forgiving me for something stupid I said. I told her that if we had problems over small stupid things like that (I actually said that, yay me), that we could never survive a long distance relationship when I move across the country in a month and a half. Regardless of these very good grounds for a breakup, we both maintained an interest in the other.
About a week after that, C showed interest, and she and I started dating. Moving on a bit fast? Maybe. But. I'm leaving soon, and I really don't have time to waste (there are panties do be ripped off here, people).
About a week later, I told ex, because I sensed that she might still have some interest, and I wanted to be honest. WELL, she threw a hissy, and demanded to know if I had left her for C. Left her for C? Who cares if I did? We were only together for a month. But no, I didn't.
She finally got over it, and we started hanging out as friends. Things were good, but I started to realize that my feelings for her were stronger than for C. Last night, I admitted to her that I still have feelings for her and SHE leaned in and kissed ME, a lot. I assumed things were swell.
Then she calls tonight. She tells me that I should have told her a week after we broke up, THEN she would have wanted to date again. She says that because I dated someone else, obviously it wasn't the distance that broke us up (I clarified that one for her dumb ass, the distance would have made her stupid problems seem worse). She makes some other accusations and inflamatory inquisitions, but honestly, I think your IQ might actually lower if I told you about them.
The most ridiculous part? I didn't really care that much about dating her, because I know I'm moving soon anyway, and will probably find a more mature woman several years her junior in Maryland. I told her last night that there was no pressure on her, all she needed to say tonight is that she didn't think it would be a good idea. Fine, I could have dealt with that. But NO, she had to make a drama production out of it. For someone who claims to be mature, she's got some serious stuff to work on.
And here's a rotten cherry on top. She ended the conversation with - "well, I just wanted to ask you about those things, I need to think about it more." Oh, well, I'll be waiting by the phone! (just as soon as I get done giving myself paper cuts and punching myself in the groin for fun!). She can kiss my ass.
Really. I don't need it, and I don't want it. The ex is ridiculous. She called me tonight, upset about last night. Let me explain the situation a bit first.
She and I broke up about a month ago, over the fact that she had a problem in forgiving me for something stupid I said. I told her that if we had problems over small stupid things like that (I actually said that, yay me), that we could never survive a long distance relationship when I move across the country in a month and a half. Regardless of these very good grounds for a breakup, we both maintained an interest in the other.
About a week after that, C showed interest, and she and I started dating. Moving on a bit fast? Maybe. But. I'm leaving soon, and I really don't have time to waste (there are panties do be ripped off here, people).
About a week later, I told ex, because I sensed that she might still have some interest, and I wanted to be honest. WELL, she threw a hissy, and demanded to know if I had left her for C. Left her for C? Who cares if I did? We were only together for a month. But no, I didn't.
She finally got over it, and we started hanging out as friends. Things were good, but I started to realize that my feelings for her were stronger than for C. Last night, I admitted to her that I still have feelings for her and SHE leaned in and kissed ME, a lot. I assumed things were swell.
Then she calls tonight. She tells me that I should have told her a week after we broke up, THEN she would have wanted to date again. She says that because I dated someone else, obviously it wasn't the distance that broke us up (I clarified that one for her dumb ass, the distance would have made her stupid problems seem worse). She makes some other accusations and inflamatory inquisitions, but honestly, I think your IQ might actually lower if I told you about them.
The most ridiculous part? I didn't really care that much about dating her, because I know I'm moving soon anyway, and will probably find a more mature woman several years her junior in Maryland. I told her last night that there was no pressure on her, all she needed to say tonight is that she didn't think it would be a good idea. Fine, I could have dealt with that. But NO, she had to make a drama production out of it. For someone who claims to be mature, she's got some serious stuff to work on.
And here's a rotten cherry on top. She ended the conversation with - "well, I just wanted to ask you about those things, I need to think about it more." Oh, well, I'll be waiting by the phone! (just as soon as I get done giving myself paper cuts and punching myself in the groin for fun!). She can kiss my ass.
posted by Composer at 9:06 PM
4 Comments:
The way you presented this...ohmygoddess- this is hilarious..I am sure I have sound comments or advice somewhere to offer up but i can't see through the tears of laughter. Man, i so love that you no longer hide you light under a bushel...Jesus, man, too fucking hilarious! (C sounds like a bitch. Find someone else to fuc..er, uh..date)
HAHA! Thanks professy, have I, by the way, ....professed my undying love for you? I do believe, though, that I need a larger readership. Time to get out there and make friends!
You have not professed your undying love for me...but please profess away- I SO love that! And baby, you know I think you are pretty darn great yourself...you my younger man and I am your older woman...something tells me...
I would love to add you to my fav blogs lists- do you mind? It might increase readership...or not, but it might be worth a try!
lol!!!
"Punching yourself in the groin for fun!!!" hahaha... too much.
I love this new blog man.
Moving to MD? That's a great place. You need east coast bitches!!
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