HORNY
I have two jobs. Not by choice; choir directors don't exactly bring home the big bucks (who knew?). The other job is working in a small kiosk at the mall.
Oh good lord. You simply cannot imagine the hottness that walks by said kiosk every 20 seconds. It is unbelievable. This job is extremely easy, and never busy, so I bring out my laptop and write music while I'm there (how cool is that?), but, as immersed in the music as I am, I simply cannot help but drop my jaw every few moments at the sex-bomb parade.
It is honestly amazing, the number of beautiful people that congregate in one place. It's not just women, there are plenty of well-dressed, built guys walking by too.
Here's the thing, I am not un-attractive. I have *more* confidence thanks to the fact that I work out often now (and professors comments help :) ). BUT, I have never been the kind of person to approach a woman out of the blue in a public place. Ever. I'm not good at it, and it makes me feel like a creep. The one time I did, ever, happened to be because I had seen the same woman walk by 4 or 5 times, saw she worked down the path, and went into her store to pretend to want to buy perfume or something. It worked out, but, that did little for my confidence. It was one of the hardest things I've ever done.
I just don't know what to do. Obviously, it's silly to start a relationship now, a month or so from moving, but I'm thinking for the future. Do I get over the issues, grow some gargantuan balls, and start hitting on the ladies hardcore? OR do I stick to women I meet through social circles, class and work? I really don't know the answer, I'm just thinking here.
In any case, I don't think the ladies were any hotter today than normal, but there were just a few spectacular bodies that made me wish it wasn't so damn illegal to masturbate in public. I still got the job done, but it just involved ducking and hiding than normal when I do the deed.
In any case, I need some sex. Fast.
I have two jobs. Not by choice; choir directors don't exactly bring home the big bucks (who knew?). The other job is working in a small kiosk at the mall.
Oh good lord. You simply cannot imagine the hottness that walks by said kiosk every 20 seconds. It is unbelievable. This job is extremely easy, and never busy, so I bring out my laptop and write music while I'm there (how cool is that?), but, as immersed in the music as I am, I simply cannot help but drop my jaw every few moments at the sex-bomb parade.
It is honestly amazing, the number of beautiful people that congregate in one place. It's not just women, there are plenty of well-dressed, built guys walking by too.
Here's the thing, I am not un-attractive. I have *more* confidence thanks to the fact that I work out often now (and professors comments help :) ). BUT, I have never been the kind of person to approach a woman out of the blue in a public place. Ever. I'm not good at it, and it makes me feel like a creep. The one time I did, ever, happened to be because I had seen the same woman walk by 4 or 5 times, saw she worked down the path, and went into her store to pretend to want to buy perfume or something. It worked out, but, that did little for my confidence. It was one of the hardest things I've ever done.
I just don't know what to do. Obviously, it's silly to start a relationship now, a month or so from moving, but I'm thinking for the future. Do I get over the issues, grow some gargantuan balls, and start hitting on the ladies hardcore? OR do I stick to women I meet through social circles, class and work? I really don't know the answer, I'm just thinking here.
In any case, I don't think the ladies were any hotter today than normal, but there were just a few spectacular bodies that made me wish it wasn't so damn illegal to masturbate in public. I still got the job done, but it just involved ducking and hiding than normal when I do the deed.
In any case, I need some sex. Fast.
You're welcome.
posted by Composer at 10:20 PM
2 Comments:
Hit on them. What do you have to lose? Like you said, you are leaving in a month anyway..And it isn't creepy unless you act creepy... Go for it- I mean, anyone who has to duck and cover to get the job done surely needs a "date"!
However, ya know you can always stop by and see me on your way east... I would love to see that studly bod in person...er, um, what I meant to say is that I would love to meet you and hear some of your music. (But in no way, shape or form do I look like the girl on this post. In my own fantasy world I don't look that good...)
Hey...I had to check you out from Professors site....and I as an enormous flirt agree with her...hit on them. :)
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