GANKERIFIC
Stolen with glee from EE. Thanks pretty lady!
GRUB-OLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? Light Ranch or Light Ceaser... licked off my nipples (they're sensitive!)
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? I eat Subway all the time, but that's because I'm a health freak. As far as awesome tasting food, I go to McDonalds.
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Kind of a tie between UNO's pizza and Old Chicago Pizza (I'm a steak guy, but these are just awesome restaurants).
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? Big. I was a server, and it SUCKS ASS. I tip at least 20 percent unless they totally sucked.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of it? Steak... and vagina too, I could eat that every day.
Name three foods you detest above all others. Raisins. The ricotta cheese in raviola and lasagna. Salmon.
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Mushroom chicken.
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Either Supreme or pepperoni.
What do you like to put on your toast? I really like cream cheese.
What is your favorite type of gum? Icebreaker mints.
TECH-OLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone? A LOT. It's my phonebook.
Number of contacts in your email address book? A LOT also. If you ever e-mailed me, you're in there.
What is the wallpaper on your computer? This picture I took of the score of one of my pieces.
(does anyone know why blogger won't upload my fucking picture? This is making me really angry)
What is your screensaver on your computer? Some basic thing.
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Harcorepornmovieswhat?
How many landline phones do you have in your home? 1.
How many televisions are in your home? 3... wow.
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? Probably my toaster.
What is the format of the radio station you listen to most? format? uh... rock.
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? None, but I did buy a vibrator for the ex. It wasn't as horryifying an experience as I thought it would be.
BI-OLOGY
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? hmm... probably my chest or shoulders.
Are you right handed or left handed? Right, but I slap people with my left.
Have you had anything removed from your body? Urine, every 2 hours.
Would you like to? nope.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? You would think hearing, but I actually have really good eyes.
When was the last time you had a cavity? When I was 10, but remind me to tell you the story of the time my first love knocked out my 2 front teeth.
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? 295 pounds on the bench press bar (my repping weight). *big grin*
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Yeah, by my best friend when sparring. He's a badass.
MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you like to know the day you're going to die? Maybe when *if* I'm really old. Not now.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? If I could? WOLVERINE!
How do you express your artistic side? What do you think?
What color do you think you look best in? Blue or black.
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? hmm... don't know... medium security, I think I'd be ok. Max security? I'd probably get raped. (I'm not joking, going to prison is a huge fear of mine)
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? I've done it on dares.
If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? My cousin. He's a sexy man.
How often do you go to church? Every week. But since it's not my job any more, I'll probably skip a week here and there.
Have you ever saved someone's life? I don't think so.
Has someone ever saved yours? My best friend, I was swimming in a lake in Colorado. I was trying to make it out to this really far buoy and just got *really* tired (this was before I worked out). He came back and swam with me, and let me put my hand on his shoulder. I really owe him for that.
DARE-OLOGY
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? If it was not near where I lived... sure! I'd do it for 50 grand.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Only if I didn't know him, he wasn't gross, and it was a quick peck.
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? Nope, we'd have to be talking bigtime millions to even CONSIDER it.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? I wouldn't mind the pain, but I just wouldn't want to be deformed, so no.
Would you never blog again for $50,000? Sorry, yes.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Yeah, as long as they made the 'ol johnson look big (favorable light Eduardo! FAVORALBE LIGHT!)
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? I'd do that shit on a dare, I love hot sauce.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? Only if it would save many, many lives (Hitler, Stalin, etc.)
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? If I didn't have anything important that I needed to look good for for a few weeks? Sure. My head would probably look really funny though.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? I don't think so. I keeps me sane.
Stolen with glee from EE. Thanks pretty lady!
GRUB-OLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? Light Ranch or Light Ceaser... licked off my nipples (they're sensitive!)
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? I eat Subway all the time, but that's because I'm a health freak. As far as awesome tasting food, I go to McDonalds.
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Kind of a tie between UNO's pizza and Old Chicago Pizza (I'm a steak guy, but these are just awesome restaurants).
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? Big. I was a server, and it SUCKS ASS. I tip at least 20 percent unless they totally sucked.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of it? Steak... and vagina too, I could eat that every day.
Name three foods you detest above all others. Raisins. The ricotta cheese in raviola and lasagna. Salmon.
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Mushroom chicken.
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Either Supreme or pepperoni.
What do you like to put on your toast? I really like cream cheese.
What is your favorite type of gum? Icebreaker mints.
TECH-OLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone? A LOT. It's my phonebook.
Number of contacts in your email address book? A LOT also. If you ever e-mailed me, you're in there.
What is the wallpaper on your computer? This picture I took of the score of one of my pieces.
(does anyone know why blogger won't upload my fucking picture? This is making me really angry)
What is your screensaver on your computer? Some basic thing.
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Harcorepornmovieswhat?
How many landline phones do you have in your home? 1.
How many televisions are in your home? 3... wow.
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? Probably my toaster.
What is the format of the radio station you listen to most? format? uh... rock.
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? None, but I did buy a vibrator for the ex. It wasn't as horryifying an experience as I thought it would be.
BI-OLOGY
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? hmm... probably my chest or shoulders.
Are you right handed or left handed? Right, but I slap people with my left.
Have you had anything removed from your body? Urine, every 2 hours.
Would you like to? nope.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? You would think hearing, but I actually have really good eyes.
When was the last time you had a cavity? When I was 10, but remind me to tell you the story of the time my first love knocked out my 2 front teeth.
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? 295 pounds on the bench press bar (my repping weight). *big grin*
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Yeah, by my best friend when sparring. He's a badass.
MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you like to know the day you're going to die? Maybe when *if* I'm really old. Not now.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? If I could? WOLVERINE!
How do you express your artistic side? What do you think?
What color do you think you look best in? Blue or black.
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? hmm... don't know... medium security, I think I'd be ok. Max security? I'd probably get raped. (I'm not joking, going to prison is a huge fear of mine)
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? I've done it on dares.
If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? My cousin. He's a sexy man.
How often do you go to church? Every week. But since it's not my job any more, I'll probably skip a week here and there.
Have you ever saved someone's life? I don't think so.
Has someone ever saved yours? My best friend, I was swimming in a lake in Colorado. I was trying to make it out to this really far buoy and just got *really* tired (this was before I worked out). He came back and swam with me, and let me put my hand on his shoulder. I really owe him for that.
DARE-OLOGY
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? If it was not near where I lived... sure! I'd do it for 50 grand.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Only if I didn't know him, he wasn't gross, and it was a quick peck.
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? Nope, we'd have to be talking bigtime millions to even CONSIDER it.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? I wouldn't mind the pain, but I just wouldn't want to be deformed, so no.
Would you never blog again for $50,000? Sorry, yes.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Yeah, as long as they made the 'ol johnson look big (favorable light Eduardo! FAVORALBE LIGHT!)
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? I'd do that shit on a dare, I love hot sauce.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? Only if it would save many, many lives (Hitler, Stalin, etc.)
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? If I didn't have anything important that I needed to look good for for a few weeks? Sure. My head would probably look really funny though.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? I don't think so. I keeps me sane.
posted by Composer at 8:18 PM
3 Comments:
This totally made me LOL, loved your answers...
I've been having to manually entire codes to add pictures to my posts for a few weeks now...sucks ASS. So fucking annoying....
Oh. And what lake in Co were you at? I'm highly curious...
Hehehe... Good Lord, I hate McDonalds!!! You're too funny!
I feel left out, maybe I should gank the meme as well.
EE!! I hear ya girl on the codes... that's why I haven't posted any pics!
I cannot believe you said vagina...This cracked me up! I loved it...
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