MEME
Professor ganked this from Redneck Nerdboy... OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED PROFESSOR.
1. Explain what ended your last relationship. I like to think it's because God has a sick sense of humor.
2. When was the last time you shaved? Face: Today - Chest: Yesterday - Pubes: about a week.
3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.? Hahahahahahahahahaha - sleeping, that will always be the answer.
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Porn.
5. Are you any good at math? Actually yeah, I think most composers (or music theoriticians) are.
6. Your prom night? Sucked... at least my date was hot, so good pictures.
7. Do you have any famous ancestors? Apparently one is a pirate... Which makes me so happy I could cry.
8. Have you had to take a loan out for school? Nopers.
9. Do you know the words to the song on your Myspace profile? My myspace profile is for my music... and no.
10. Last thing received in the mail? Porn.
11. How many different beverages have you had today? 3 - Water, milk and virgin blood. (ok, that's a joke, I'd never drink milk)
12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine? I try to think of the most fucked up things I could possibly say.
13. Whom did you lose your CONCERT virginity to? Green Day I believe...
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? With my PEE.
15. What was the most painful dental procedure you have had? HAHA, first love knocked out half of each of my two front teeth by accident a few years ago. Getting it fixed SUCKED.
16. What is out your back door? Are you asking me if I'm up for anal?
17. Any plans for Friday night? Plan: 5 pm - drink; 6 pm - start calling girls to try to make plans; 6:15 pm - get frustrated and drink more; 7 pm - take a wicked pee, say screw it, and go to the bars; 7:01 pm - take a good luck drink; 7:15 pm - arrive at bars, nerps frozen solid; 7:30 pm - get refused service on account of slurred speech; 8:00 pm - after 30 minutes of rehearsal in back of bar, finally get another PBR; 8:30 pm - end up at home watching sci-fi, 9:00 pm - cry self to sleep.
18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair? Makes it ...salty? What a weird question.
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns? Eww... yes. I promptly and uncontrollably yelled, "DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME GANDMA?!?"
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium? No... I really want to make out in one like in all the movies.
21. Do you re-use towels after you shower? I take it one step further and re-use toilet paper.
22. Some things you are excited about? My music being played, scrubs being back on the air, it being winter, boobies.
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO? Chocolate pudding, eaten off my naked body.
24. Describe your keychain(s). A human pinky.
25. Where do you keep your change? In my hope chest.
26. What kind of winter coat do you own? Some kick ass peacoats that honestly make me look pretty studly.
27. What was the weather like on your graduation day? Who cares? I was done, bitch!
28. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed? I sleep naked, so open in the hopes a horny supermodel will walk by.
Professor ganked this from Redneck Nerdboy... OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED PROFESSOR.
1. Explain what ended your last relationship. I like to think it's because God has a sick sense of humor.
2. When was the last time you shaved? Face: Today - Chest: Yesterday - Pubes: about a week.
3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.? Hahahahahahahahahaha - sleeping, that will always be the answer.
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Porn.
5. Are you any good at math? Actually yeah, I think most composers (or music theoriticians) are.
6. Your prom night? Sucked... at least my date was hot, so good pictures.
7. Do you have any famous ancestors? Apparently one is a pirate... Which makes me so happy I could cry.
8. Have you had to take a loan out for school? Nopers.
9. Do you know the words to the song on your Myspace profile? My myspace profile is for my music... and no.
10. Last thing received in the mail? Porn.
11. How many different beverages have you had today? 3 - Water, milk and virgin blood. (ok, that's a joke, I'd never drink milk)
12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine? I try to think of the most fucked up things I could possibly say.
13. Whom did you lose your CONCERT virginity to? Green Day I believe...
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? With my PEE.
15. What was the most painful dental procedure you have had? HAHA, first love knocked out half of each of my two front teeth by accident a few years ago. Getting it fixed SUCKED.
16. What is out your back door? Are you asking me if I'm up for anal?
17. Any plans for Friday night? Plan: 5 pm - drink; 6 pm - start calling girls to try to make plans; 6:15 pm - get frustrated and drink more; 7 pm - take a wicked pee, say screw it, and go to the bars; 7:01 pm - take a good luck drink; 7:15 pm - arrive at bars, nerps frozen solid; 7:30 pm - get refused service on account of slurred speech; 8:00 pm - after 30 minutes of rehearsal in back of bar, finally get another PBR; 8:30 pm - end up at home watching sci-fi, 9:00 pm - cry self to sleep.
18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair? Makes it ...salty? What a weird question.
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns? Eww... yes. I promptly and uncontrollably yelled, "DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME GANDMA?!?"
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium? No... I really want to make out in one like in all the movies.
21. Do you re-use towels after you shower? I take it one step further and re-use toilet paper.
22. Some things you are excited about? My music being played, scrubs being back on the air, it being winter, boobies.
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO? Chocolate pudding, eaten off my naked body.
24. Describe your keychain(s). A human pinky.
25. Where do you keep your change? In my hope chest.
26. What kind of winter coat do you own? Some kick ass peacoats that honestly make me look pretty studly.
27. What was the weather like on your graduation day? Who cares? I was done, bitch!
28. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed? I sleep naked, so open in the hopes a horny supermodel will walk by.
posted by Composer at 7:13 PM
4 Comments:
LMAO! Well...aren't you in just a 'mood' this evening...snort.
Loved #17, too funny.
This totally cracked me up. I have this meme saved in my drafts 'to do someday', you make me want to do it (the meme, perv, get your mind out of the gutter ;) sooner than later.
:-) You know, it's funny, I actually read what you wrote and did think dirty thoughts! Get outta my head!
;) Great minds think alike....
Oh gawd, you did such a much better job than I did!!! i loved this...you dirty naughty boy!
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