HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME...
It's my birthday! Whoo! It doesn't really feel like it, since I'm in the middle of a busy day... but whatever, somebody buy me shit!
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For some reason I can't reply to Vix's TMI... so here is my comment I WOULD leave on her post -
1. What is a creampie?
My signature move.
2. Once a cheater, always a cheater. True or false… why?
Well, from what I've seen with my friends, that is true... BUT, I think there are plenty of people out there who probably did it once and realized it made them feel terrible and will never do it again.
I don't know though, I've never cheated. Never will.
3. Where is the female G spot and how do you find it?
Well... in MY experience, it tends to be about 2 - 3 inches inside, and on the top side. If you curl your finger a little and experiment, you might be able to find it.
I've dated girls who you could feel it LIKE A BUTTON. It was awesome. And I've dated other girls who didn't know where their own was (but that didn't seem to keep them from getting frustrated with me... seriously, what's up with that? If you can't find it, how am I supposed to?).
If all else fails, go for the clit.
4. Is there a correlation between shoe size and penis size?
There's no correlation between penis size and anything. There are huge dudes with tiny dicks, and tiny dudes with huge dicks.
5. Can women have wet dreams?
Why not?
Bonus: Take a wild guess, how many calories are in a man’s average ejaculation?
Who cares, I tell them that mine prevents cancer.
P.S - 400 loads huh? I could knock that out by lunch!
It's my birthday! Whoo! It doesn't really feel like it, since I'm in the middle of a busy day... but whatever, somebody buy me shit!
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For some reason I can't reply to Vix's TMI... so here is my comment I WOULD leave on her post -
1. What is a creampie?
My signature move.
2. Once a cheater, always a cheater. True or false… why?
Well, from what I've seen with my friends, that is true... BUT, I think there are plenty of people out there who probably did it once and realized it made them feel terrible and will never do it again.
I don't know though, I've never cheated. Never will.
3. Where is the female G spot and how do you find it?
Well... in MY experience, it tends to be about 2 - 3 inches inside, and on the top side. If you curl your finger a little and experiment, you might be able to find it.
I've dated girls who you could feel it LIKE A BUTTON. It was awesome. And I've dated other girls who didn't know where their own was (but that didn't seem to keep them from getting frustrated with me... seriously, what's up with that? If you can't find it, how am I supposed to?).
If all else fails, go for the clit.
4. Is there a correlation between shoe size and penis size?
There's no correlation between penis size and anything. There are huge dudes with tiny dicks, and tiny dudes with huge dicks.
5. Can women have wet dreams?
Why not?
Bonus: Take a wild guess, how many calories are in a man’s average ejaculation?
Who cares, I tell them that mine prevents cancer.
P.S - 400 loads huh? I could knock that out by lunch!
posted by Composer at 2:30 PM
4 Comments:
What?! You can't leave comments?! :( Huh. That sucks. I'll have to look into it.
Prevents cancer? LOLOLOL....that's great.
Happy Birthday sexy!!!!!! *mmwwaahh*
:)
The creampie is your signature move?! LMAO!!! My god, you are too *effin'* funny.
Happy Birthday Sweetheart!!! 23, ah! A good year!!! What can the "angels" get the man whose sperm prevents cancer?! ;-)
I hope you have a wonderful day filled with all the things that make you laugh and smile!
((HUGS))
Happy Birthday...damn you are young!!
And seriously LMAO at your sperm prevents cancer....
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAT baby!!!!!!! I hope it's all you ever want. The next year should be amazing...I promise...it's the fortune teller in me! (And this TMI was too damn funny!)
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